Dude, you are a hobo. You have no home. Unless you count that cardboard box. But I don't think anybody would buy that.
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BackAre you crazy? You can't sell something you don't even have!
ContinuePocket Gambling by littlevish
Thanks to everybody who helped in the making of this game. In particular I want to thank:
- Qaz (JavaScript help)
- trecool999 (directing me to some good PHP/MySQL tutorials)
- Oilik (testing security :P)
- KnownAsThatGuy (thinking of the title)
- BlazeByte developers (beta testing)
- Sega Loco (beta testing)
- Jesus_Lover (beta testing)
- School (If it weren't for me being bored in math class, I would never have made the original game for TI-83)
- Anybody who I may have forgotten
- Everyody who has downloaded/played this game
Hope you enjoyed the game! If you have comments, complaints, suggestions etc., feel free to contact me at
beyondpsp@gmail.com or on the
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You bought a lottery ticket, if you have won any money, it will show up below. If it is in the negatives, you didn't earn enough to make back the money you spent on the ticket!
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Here are the results. If the number is negative, you didn't gain enough money to cover the cost of playing!
ContinueNeed some cash? Well, here you can sell your belongings (only one at a time). Be careful though, you might need them later!
What would you like to sell?
Go back and do nothingAre you sure you want to retire?
YesNoHeh, n00b. You know you don't have enough money to do that.
Sorry, but for every bounced check we're required to charge a $15 fee.
Maybe you should go steal some stuff or something...*wink* *wink*
Pay Fee and ContinueYou know that Youtube video about the world's dumbest criminal? Well I think you just let him off the hook! Man, can you get any dumber?
Continue to JailDude that was a sick police chase! You must've taken out 12 police cars! And don't forget those helicopters that you made crash into trees on the hairpin turns! And it's all on film too, just watch the next episode of COPS.
ContinueYou could've just stole anybody's iPhone. But no. Your philosophy is "Go Big or Go Home". And you certainly didn't go home. I mean you jacked Steve Jobs' iPhone!!!! You're insane!
This thing is way too cool to sell though. Just keep it so you can show off to your friends. Maybe it will come in handy later....
ContinueYou can't be serious??!? You stole a Zune but unfortunately nobody would buy it. You were gonna use it yourself, but then found it's not compatible with iTunes and threw it out the window.
You got 0 dollars.
ContinueYou're on your way out of Wal-Mart, with your new high-heels, and you spot some shag carpet peeking out of the back of a van. You take a closer look, and see an amazing lava lamp inside. You try to pick the lock, but break a nail. You use the broken nail to finish picking the lock, and gain entrance into the mysterious van. After an insane police chase, you finally make it home with your new lamp.
ContinueI suggest you seek help immediately. There are two problems here. One -- you are stealing things, which happens to be illegal. Two -- out of all things, you chose to steal poop.
Yes, you have major problems, but I'm not sure who is worse off. You, or the guy who bought the poop from you on Ebay AND gave you positive feedback??!!?
ContinueI still can't believe anybody in their right mind would steal poop!
Hahahahaha....you are so lucky! So you took the HDTV off the shelf and started to run with it. But you didn't think about the cord did you? That look on your face when the cord yanked and you started to trip was priceless! Your lucky your buddy Ocean19 was there to take out the security guards while you got back up and made a run for it. Too bad Ocean got arrested....oh well, that's his problem.
ContinueWelcome to the next-generation. You now have a Playstation 3. What's that? You're going to sell it? I can't believe you! After all that work you went to...convincing the Best Buy Staff that your "Free PS3" coupon was in fact valid, pulling the fire alarm, jumping off the 5th floor of a building...all that for nothing? Sigh, oh well.
ContinueYou successfully stole an Xbox 360 from Wal-Mart. And guess what? You fire up Halo 3 and are greeted with a nice Red Ring of Death. Well, you stole the system, so you can't call Microsoft! You throw your 360 out the window and hear a terrible scream. Unfortunately, it hit an unsuspecting jfig111 as he was walking by and he suffered a nasty concussion.
You got 0 dollars.
Continue OK, this is almost as bad as stealing poop. But I won't scold you too bad, since cheese is pretty tasty. But was it really worth beating up all the employees at the grocery store to get a free pack of cheese?
ContinueYou dressed up as Darth Vader, went to Target, and stole the Star Wars PSP Slim? Why didn't I think of that? I'm surprised the employees didn't get suspicious when you walked around saying "Don't make me destroy you!"
ContinueNice job loser. You broke into an armored car, and took off with the gold. Then, you find out that that armored car was just a decoy for the real one. Your gold is fake!!! Hahahaha. Nobody will buy it.
You got nothin' except for a few bruises.
ContinueDang, the Windows source code. What are you gonna do with it? It's not like you can make your own operating system, considering you haven't even figured out how to beat this simple JavaScript game. I guess you can sell it, but who would want it?
ContinueWhoa...easy there....I didn't do anything...Oh, it's not loaded. Phew. An M16? I don't want to know why you would need that but just continue on. I won't bother you. No...no...don't shoot....don't...nooooooooooooooo....aaah....*fire*....*thud*
Haha, this gun is pretty handy. Maybe you should hang on to it for later.
ContinueWow, you had a lot of nerve to steal that dude's laptop right in the middle of Starbucks! That was incredible -- I don't think I've ever seen so much spilt coffee. And where'd you learn to roundhouse kick like that?
Continue Hooray! After much controversy, including many court appeals, you are finally being released on parole! Congratulations!
Unfortunately, you have no money upon being released. Yeah, uh, good luck with that.
ContinueNo! Don't go! Please...why?? Why? Why? Nooooo!
Well, that sucks. You behaved well but you died of old age before you were released. I guess we know where your next destination is! ;)
New GameWow, that was amazing. Your love of cheese helped you knaw through the prison wall! I've never seen an escape like that before!
You are now on the FBI's most wanted list. Also, you now have no money.
ContinueDang that iPhone did come in handy after all! You used the jailbreak function, and next thing you know, you're out of jail! Amazing! You should be in the next iPhone commercial.
Well, you can sell off that iPhone for some money.
ContinueHaha! That M16 turned out to be really useful. Without it, you never would've gotten out of jail.
Now you can sell it off for some money.
ContinueYou're a moron. Did you really think that the guards would let you escape in exchange for a Krispy Kreme donut? 2 maybe, 3 probably, 4 heck yeah! But 1? No way! You're on your way to life without parole at Alcatraz dude.
Game over.
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