Russian officials have a belief that if in a conversation with Putin they say "thank you very much, Vladimir Vladimirovich" less than 5 times, the offshore company will fall off first, and then the donkey.
Parents talking about their children: - What kind of bedtime stories do you read to your child? - Good ones, so that he falls asleep quickly. And you? - Scary ones, so he won't ask to read them again.